
What's up, mushroom-seitan stroganoff?
Sam, you should bring something with tempeh and seitan and flax seeds and some fuckin’ soyfurkey or whateverthefuck with tofutti fake-on stripps and nature burger powder and nutritional yeast sprinkled all over it and then stick a goddamn ear candle in the top. When they ask what it’s called, say, "It’s ‘vegan armpit nugget loaf,’ and it’s ssoooooooo goooooood, dude. There’s no vegetables in it, and no animal products, just science! And you won’t even be able to tell the difference between this and regular armpit nugget loaf. I dumpstered all the ingredients!"This made me laugh hysterically because, seriously, sometimes something as simple as making a side dish can be really hard, especially when people won't eat or try something different or vegetarian because of whatever crazy reason they give. But, it doesn't end there. Nooooooo, they have to accuse you of being radical or crazy or something. This is a natural segue way to tell you how wrong you live your life, too! This is a recipe where you pull out all of the stops and give them a reason to accuse you of being insane. I am soooooooooooooo going to make this one day.






























































